Achillobator, the Giant Angry Walking Bird

The Achillobator (Ak-ilo-bay-tor) or the giant angry walking bird is a really mean dinosaur. Before I tell you about the interesting facts I must inform you about this graceful monster that dwelled in what is now central Asia (Mongolia). First and foremost the most fearsome of the giant angry walking birds could weigh up to a thousand pounds and be as long as 20 feet! Now that’s a really badass raptor! The giant angry walking birds most deadly weapon was located on its second toe in the form of a shank. Dang imagine getting a heckin hard Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from one of those sharp sneaky devils, OUCH!  Yes the Achillobator was a raptor but he was far different from his other raptor peers like the velociraptor and the deinonychus, the Achillobator had a very weird hip alignment that many scientists believed to be an entirely new dinosaur species! The Achillobator’s pelvis shows primitive lizard like characteristics compared to other dromeosaurids. (For more info on the pelvis see http://carnivoraforum.com/search/128/?c=3&mid=3323712&month=1&year=2012 ). To top it off the achillobator is the granddaddy of all modern birds. Thanks to the Achillobator’s oddly shaped pelvis, it could harbor a humongous set of balls. The girth of them is purely remarkable, it is said to be able to house up to 4 gallons of reproduction spray. It sounds like the giant angry walking bird is the granddaddy of all birds for a reason. Well thats right, imagine walking into the club and seeing this ginormous monster smacking your girls ass.What are you gonna do? Probably nothing. The Achillobator will come into the club steal yo girl, take her to pound town, and then karate kick you in the neck. BOOM, you just got achillobated its not like you just got smacked like your girls ass, its more like bang you dead as hell bruh. You better think twice before you take your girl to a club, the achillobator or (masterbator) will take yo girl. It is believed that the stealyogirl-bator has populated 55% of birds we see in the sky today. Talk about being the granddaddy of them all! Think of really cool animals alive today; eagles, lions, rhinos, tigers, etc. 

Boom, the achillobator made the normal school bully seem like a little girl who peed herself. If the achillobator’s head is that big can you imagine how big he is downstairs? Have you seen his feathery tail too? Guess what he uses that for? Wiping off your tears as he smashes your girl and then he brown claws her with his feathery tail. No pal, those aren’t tears of sadness, those are tears of pure pleasure and pain.Yeah this dinosaur is really a badass and basically the bird kind of raw sex appeal.